the-red-swan-ynwa:

YOU GUYS IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY , MARIO BALOTELLI IS WEARING YOLO SHIRT UNDER HIS JERSEY. HAHAHAHAHA LOVE HIM

He also got 2 YOLO cards…..

(Source: his7ory, via poznan-in-my-pants)

fumbol:

Mario Balotelli

The see me roollliiing…..They haattiiiing

Merry Christmas from Mario Balotelli

theworldsgame:

Never change, Mario. Never change. Football would be a little less interesting.

I thought his “bad days were behind him”. Seriously though, is this guy addicted to fireworks?

Italy team goes and visits a prison - Balotelli gets mobbed

1. Why do prisoners deserve the Italian national team to come round their yard?
2. Why Balotelli out of all the players? Is it because he is a muppet?

The Muppet returns: Mario Balotelli fail showboat shot & substitution

He couldv’e put it in the back of the net…BUT NO! This is Balotelli we are talking about remember?

Full credit to Mancini who subbed him off straight after.

What will he do next, nobody knows!?

adventuresinmarioland:

“I say that I play all my season is…is shit. Can I say that?” Naturally, Mario shows little respect for the watershed.

…………well at least he is not saying he is the best in the world…….

Mario Balotelli Trips Up Edin Dzeko post Blackburn win

Edin Dzeko makes fun of Mario Balotelli’s bib fiasco

By now most people have seen the famous ‘Bib-otelli’ video where he cannot for the life of him do the simple job of putting a bib on in the warm up before the Dynamo Kiev game. Dzeko decided to re-live the funny moment before the Chelsea game.

Comedy Gold

As Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli struggles to put a bib on whilst warming up before the clash with Dynamo Kiev in the Europa League.

I mean seriously? My dog could put a bib on….and he doesn’t have thumbs…