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Nurnberg’s Markus Feulner scores an Golazo hat-trick vs Bielefeld

MEANWHILE, IN GERMANY: The weirdest pre-season ‘training’ ever!! - The Werder Bremen Pony race

The likes of Marko Marin, Tim Wiese, Markus Rosenberg and Clemens Fritz were some of the lucky few to take part. Claudio Pizarro returned late from Peru so missed out participating in said race but did get there in time to watch his team mates look rather silly.

A crazy race, in which some of the ponies had trouble keeping to a straight line, ended with keeper Tim Wiese as the winner over 600 metres.

Nike Viral: Mesut Ozil & leading German female star Lira Bajramaj  

Complete with English subtitles, enjoy the latest viral from Nike.

Miroslav Klose horror miss v Zenit
Last weekend, in Bayern’s final league match of the season against Stuttgart, Klose horrifically skied the ball over an open goal from two yards out. Then, on Wednesday, he suffered his second mare of the week.

Dortmund celebrate…like Germans..

On German TV during the celebration bus ride, Klopp, wearing sun-glasses to cover his eyes, couldn’t stop smiling like a 15-year-old tipsy on WKD as he conducted a comically pissed interview.

AND

Kevin Grosskreutz looked in awful shape as he was carted off to the Port-a-Loo by a couple of burly security men….probabaly to throw up.

Miroslav Klose crazy miss v Stuttgart

Truly shocking. Bet he would have tapped it in had he been playing for Germany!

Lothar Matthaus throws a wobbly with Al Jazeera in broken English

Lothar Matthaus may be Germany’s record international caps holder but he should have realised in a TV studio that the cameras are always rolling and his English is pretty average at best.

Video has leaked of the 1990 World Cup winner going a little crazy with his Al Jazeera colleagues during a recent Champions League game.

POW! Kevin Grosskreutz takes a tumble in the warm up (Gladbach - Borussia Dortmund)

Borussia’s German forward Grosskreutz comically fell to the ground when he was struck by a stray ball on Saturday.

Raul celebrates with Schalke fans post Inter win

Not for the first time in the Champions League, veteran Spanish striker Raul produced a brilliant performance for Schalke in the quarter-final second leg win over Inter Milan.

Following the final whistle the Schalke fans set off on their post-match celebrations (a ritual undertaken by all Bundesliga teams) involving the team heading to the fans arm in arm to the supporters.

The Schalke supporters had little doubt who their man of the match was and they beckoned Raul to join them in the stands to lead the chanting and the former Real Madrid forward duly obliged much to the delight of the Gelsenkirchen Arena.

Reports this morning suggest that among the cheering, the Schalke fan with the microphone urged his fellow supporters “to sit down, God [Raul] will speak.”